1.1 Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
1.2 Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
1.3 Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
1.4 Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Looses Soap
1.5 Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Heat the Bathtub
1.6 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
1.7 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Bathtub
1.8 Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
1.9 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules
1.10 Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet
1.11 Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing
1.12 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off of a
1.13 Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
1.14 Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
1.15 Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom
1.16 Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom
